How I know...

...that there is someone here that shouldn’t be. In this case, Sandy’s boyfriend, Ramley.

Number One: I woke up at 7am to the sound of Sandy coming home.

Ok. First of all, where the FRICK did you go at 7am??? Because you sure as hell didn’t just go to school for 30 minutes. And I’m pretty sure you’re SUPPOSED to be at school right now. So where oh where could she have gone?

Number Two: Sandy ran down the stairs, scrambled with her keys, quickly opened the door to her room, shut the door, and locked it.

I would never be so excited to go to my room! Not unless I just bought something and I was anxious to open it up. Or I had forgotten something that I needed and it was in my room. Or I need to desperately get on my laptop for something important. Of course, any of these things could easily explain Sandy’s hurried entrance, but it cannot be; for I hear no opening of purchased items, I hear no rummaging, and Sandy has no laptop. I COULD be jumping to conclusions when I assume that someone’s here but come on!

And since when do you lock your door when someone’s home? Hmm? Anyways, moving on.

Number Three: Sandy turned on her TV and the volume is unusually loud.

There is NOTHING and I mean NOTHING on at this hour. You have no DirecTV in there so I know there’s nothing interesting on. And I know you don’t watch the news. And I’m pretty certain that it’s not Sesame Street you’re watching.

Ok. So maybe you’re watching TV. Maybe you’re boyfriend’s not there with you doing the dirty. But I don’t really know that, now do I. And I am positive that you’re not deaf. So why in the world is your volume so loud?



Sandy can be painfully obvious when she lies or when she’s hiding something. She could have just came home, walked to her room, closed the door, and turned on her TV to a normal volume like a normal person and I wouldn’t have suspected a thing. Well, I’d be a little suspicious but I still wouldn’t have bothered her.



I hate the fact that I can hear through the walls.



Ok. Sandy just texted me confirming that her beloved Ramley is here. So… YAY! I win!

I wonder what would happen if daddy were to just come home right now and walk into Sandy’s room. I would NOT want to be here to see that.

Yep. The TV’s back on. In other words… Baw chicka baw waw. She put the volume louder as a courtesy for those in the house. Which is just me. lol! Steph! Don’t think about it. They’re watching the news like the good citizens they are. They just want some information about the world. Yup. They’re juuust watching TV. Nothing more.

Before Sandy even confirmed my suspicions, I had already texted Anty, begging her to come over early so I wouldn’t be stuck like this until 2! “I’ll let you play neopets!” I persuaded her. lol. I’ll be picking her up later.

Chris… can be a total douche sometimes.

“I hope you think about them doing it while you eat :)” Thanks… so kind of you to say…



YUP! This was my morning. This is how it shall be for the next 5-6 hours. Lucky me. :)



We’re going to the beach today. He’s coming with us. Things will be awkward. I hope I have fun anyways.



Oh lord. Reminds me of when Dan came over this one time and I couldn't find him. Sandy was in the shower but I thought, "Eww! No!... EWW!" and yep he was in there with her. Then when I confronted her about her lack of prudeness she said, "What! He didn't wanna be alone!" Which is the stupidest response she could've given me. LOL!

Ok then. I'm hearing a LOT of movement in her room so I think it's a good time for me to eat breakfast!


[fin]

WOW was I bored this morning. lol