Beaches.

I… am… DARK!

lol.

I’ve been going to the beach WAY too much lately.

On Tuesday I went to Santa Monica with the cousins. On Thursday I went to Venice with Jess, Jean, Ron, & Jed. And on Friday I went back to Santa Monica with Christia & Stace.

Here are some reactions to my… darkness of skin. Hahaha.

“I can’t look at you… You’re so black!”
“Whoa you’re dark. You’re… dirty, dark.”
“You’re almost as dark as April!” (April is my cousin who looks quite… no offense, African American. lol.)
“Wow. You’re so orange!”

Too dark, Steph! TOO DARK!.

Whatever! I love the beach!

Beach Day #1
Sandy’s lover was supposed to come with us but he flaked out with the excuse of “I’m tired. It’s my day off. I don’t want to go.” or some crap like that. So what then? She picked him up in the morning, brought him to our house for an hour or two, and then just brought him back home? He could’ve just slept at the beach if he was so damn tired. He’s pretty inconsiderate considering all the things that Sandy does for him.

It was just me, Sandy, Anty, and Chris. Kevin couldn’t come because his mom was still pissed at him for disobeying her when we went out to watch Stepbrothers.

Sandy tanned most of the time. They buried me and gave me Christia-sized boobs and a penis. lol.

I feel bad that they don’t know how to body board because it is AWESOME when you do it right. I tried to teach them… but unfortunately, I’m a bad teacher. Lol. I’m glad they still had fun and that they were able to catch at least some good waves correctly. :)

After the beach, we went back to Chris’s house to eat. Naturally, there was Neil playing his WoW as always. Chris kept on telling us about this hilarious comedy movie called Audition and he desperately wanted us to watch it. He’s a terrible liar. To no surprise it was an Asian horror flick. We all ruined the movie because we wouldn’t stop making stupid comments. :P At some point during the movie, Chris sat next to me and screamed, which made ME scream, which made Neil jump in his seat even though he wasn’t watching the movie and was playing his WoW. lol.

From the body boarding… bruises started to form on my stomach. Just a couple bruises but nothing big. Two near the ribs, and one on my belly.


Beach Day #2
Once again, I felt bad that they didn’t know how to body board but Jean and Jed did it right a couple of times so that was cool. Jean tried to use his own body as a body board because we saw a couple of guys doing it. Madness! It looked so cool.

Frickin Ron wouldn’t go in the water but at least I whooped that noob’s arse at Tetris and he helped me make my sand ducky! Me, Jed, and Ron teamed up to make our superdeeduper sand duck. We made a wall and a moat to protect our duck from the waves. Jed was hardcore, making the wall completely surround our duck. It was fun. It’s ALWAYS fun making things out of sand. :)

Jess just tanned, took pictures and read her book. :P

On the drive back home after eating paninis, all was quiet in the car when I broke the silence with “Guys… I need to pee.” hahahaha. I was trying to hold it in until I got home but I couldn’t. Ron, the jerk, kept on saying “pee… pee…” as we searched for a gas station. So helpful he was. lol. Thank goodness we found one. I was about to change my mind about that bathroom because there was shit hanging from the side of the toilet. But this was an emergency!

From the body boarding… my bruises turned into scratches. They were open wounds and they hurt like a bitch. You could tell that something was scraping at my body by the way the scratches looked. Taking a shower was horrible as the soap entered the wounds. Simply terrible. They look like a million small scratches clustered together. Bleh.


Beach Day #3
We had a Harry Potter marathon the night before. Christia brought us coffee and we also drank a bunch of Full Throttle to keep us awake. We ate pizza and Christia finished damn near half of it. hahaha.

I dozed off in the middle of Goblet of Fire. The others fell asleep not too long after me. :P

The next day I went to my dentist and Stace, to her doctor, then we were off to Santa Monica!

We parked a couple blocks from the beach even though there was PLENTY of parking on the beach. -_- It wasn’t so bad though. Walking = good. :P

Christia & Stace wanted to be boring and tan. lol. I just wanted to body board and make another sand duck. I napped under my towel for a while because I didn’t want to get any darker. I tried to make another sand duck but I gave up when the beak kept breaking on me. :( I wish I had my team with me. Stace helped me for about 5 minutes then left. haha. I didn’t have a bucket so I was using a bowl to scoop up sand and stuff. :P

I KNEW it was a bad idea but… from the body boarding… my scratches worsened, they burned in the salty ocean water, and I got 3 more scratches. I know I shouldn’t have gone back in the water but I couldn’t resist. :( I lasted maybe 20 minutes in the water when I couldn’t handle the pain any longer.

Now I must suffer the consequences. It’ll take a while for these babies to heal up and I’ll probably be scarred. I had to wear my tank top in a way so that it wouldn’t be touching the scratches because any contact at all would make it burn. X[ I completely regret going back into the water because it was nothing but pain and semi-weaksauce waves. Stupid, stupid Stef.

We took pictures at the playground nearby. THAT was fun. Silly Christia saying “Do a sexy pose!” lol.

We were huuuunnngry so we drove to Alhambra to eat at The Hat. We were going to get crepes but after The Hat, there was no way we could eat any more. lol.

We took some Cue pics and went back to my house to finish Goblet of Fire. Right after, we were looking through SUPER old pictures from our ST.D days and we decided to remake them. :P

I also got them addicted to Gummy Chocos mwahahahaha!

So yeah. I’m dark, my eyes are red, my ass is so white it's scary, I have scratches on my body, I had fun and I’m going to the beach again next Friday. No way I’m gonna miss Stace’s birthday! :P

[fin]

see my darkness???